Hello! I’m glad you’re here. Ready to dive in?

I’m Wallace, owner and curator of Happy Walrus Wares. I have always possessed creative flair (the nice way of saying I was a stubborn mule) when it comes to what I wear. Ask my mom about some of the epic fights we had over my style back in the day! Nothing has changed—I’ll still fight fiercely to be comfortable and to wear clothing that suits my mood for the day.

I’m here to help you experience the same joy in celebrating your personal style each day. I have over a decade of retail experience, am trained to fit a wide array of bodies, and I will try to minimize the discomfort many have with shopping. I value customer service, and I’m here to provide great service to you! Welcome aboard.

For the Earth,

for your body

Sustainability is important to all of us, whether we care about it or not. Think about the concept of “leave no trace” for a moment. How do you do with this on your daily walks through life? Shopping secondhand is an easy way to reduce our negative imprint on the planet. You’ll save money and have the benefit of decades of styles to choose from to feel your very best in your clothing. And, as a true GenXer, I encourage you to stop subjecting yourself to the endless marketing of the fast fashion machine and start swimming in your own creative flow. Happy Walrus Wares is here to help!

Measurements

Garments are measured laying flat. Why? Darts, pleats, and other construction methods make some garments roomier than measurements convey, and this method is most accurate for giving you a point of comparison with something already in your closet.

Materials

The fiber content of all garments is included in product listings. If the tag is missing or illegible, or the garment was homemade, I will tell you what the fabric feels like. If you have sensory issues, please get in touch about other details that may matter to you.

Photos

Multiple images are available for most garments, and I include an image of the tag wherever possible. I do not cut tags or shoulder pads out of garments. I will not model clothing on request—many garments are not my size!

Descriptions

Descriptions include basic details about the garment’s construction, identifying features, condition, materials, size, and date of the garment to the best of my ability. Due to the nature of selling preloved items, I can’t guarantee that I’ll note every detail or flaw, nor can I guarantee the date something was made.

How do I know if it will fit?

Measure a similar item from your closet that fits you well, laying it flat. Compare the measurements to the garment you’d like to purchase The tagged size is included if it’s known, which is helpful to some vintage enthusiasts. I also include the modern size equivalent, which is based on the SIZE GUIDE.

Size Guide

I created this guide to help you use the measurements to gauge best fit. Sizes listed with each item are based on this guide, and once you know your preferred sizes, you’ll be able to shop with me confidently with this handy tool!